Trust me. I’m objective!
This article was originally published on the European Journalism Center’s Magazine section, and was republished on Atticus Mullikin’s Newsvine column.
That’s right. I’m objective. My capacity to sit down and write means that I have no biases, preconceptions, prejudices, politics or agendas. I arrived, fresh from Mars, to view the media landscape with complete and unhindered truthiness. So sit back, read and relax in the confidence that what you’re seeing represents reality as it is.